琅文英语教学
琅文英语品牌创立于2002年，始终致力于为正在职场上努力奔跑的上班族解决“哑巴英语”问题而不断地付出、耕耘和实践，专注于听说能力训练和语言英语能力，为上班族们提供更具针对性和高性价比的英语学习服务。
因业务规模的不断扩大，琅文英语品牌在2012年，从原隶属于新东方教育科技集团旗下的高端英语培训品牌转型为成立独立运营的北京市海淀区灵客贯通培训学校。
琅文英语可以为你提供什么？
琅文英语肩负的使命在于语言交流（听说）领域，延伸“语言的力量”。希望**英语的学习收获成长、思维方式、视野与坚强。削平语言这座山，世界在中国琅文面前应该是平的！
1、全球24小时移动式学习，无时间和地域界限
2、利用位于美国加州强大的数据库管理后台对学员的学习进行24小时全程监督，是你的贴身英语学习保姆
3、400余名拥有英语丰富教学经验和英语学习成功经历的优秀教师
4、为学员提供一对一的学习诊断和个性化学习设计，针对上班族忙碌的搭建灵活约课系统
5、英语学习顾问、实验室助教、中外教老师三对一的全程学习跟踪服务
6、着重培养学生出众的演讲展示能力
结交志同道合的学习伙伴，在琅文英语校友会的影响下成为人生中彼此重要的奋斗伙伴
教学优势
英语入门培训课程
课程介绍
英语入门培训课程，专门为英语初学者和没有口语经历的学员开设外教小班辅导课程，**外教补充课程和社交俱乐部以及在线学习资源的学习，让这些想学习英语的初学者**学习能有出色的学习效果和英语沟通能力。
学员入学前会对学员进行语言能力的测试，从而了解学员的英语水平，我们的专业课程顾问会为学员量身定制个性化的课程学习计划，根据学员的工作和生活需求调整学习进度，达到**终的学习目标。
我们将有专业的学习顾问全程陪同您的的学习，为学员全面介绍学习的流程，并对学员的英语学习进行指导。在整个学习过程中，确保您能得到及时的指导和帮助，帮助学员克服学习中遇到的任何困难，从而达到英语水平的提高。
上课时间
自由安排、晚班、周末、全日制
课程特色
英语入门课程采用小班教学，外教授课，各种在线的学习资源，学员入学前进行语言能力测试，了解学员的英语水平，针对学员的特点制定个性化的学习计划，根据学员的时间安排上课，专业的学习顾问全程指导学员的学习并给予必要的帮助，让零起点的初学者或者是几乎没有口语经历的学员精心设计课程，让学员**终获得出色的学习效果和英语沟通能力。
英文吐槽60句 深度幽默你来找！
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
I would ask you how old you are but I know you can t count that high.
They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
You re better at sex than anyone, now all you need is a partner.
Go ahead, tell them everything you know.It ll only take 10 seconds.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you ve never used it.
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
Are your parents siblings?
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you d had enough oxygen at birth?
He is dark and handsome. When it s dark, he s handsome.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
I know you re not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
If I had a face like yours, I d sue my parents!
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn t be murder; it would be genocide!
If your brain were chocolate, it wouldn t fill an M&M.
She has a nice butter face. Everything looks nice, but her face.
She s got a body that won t quit and a brain that won t start.
He s so ugly, robbers give him their masks to wear.
The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.
They said you were a big asset. I told them they were off by two letters.
Too bad stupidity isn t painful.
We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings.
We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."
What color is the sky in your world?
When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.
When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.
When you die, I d like to go to your funeral but I ll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
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